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  No can I get out of going in service?

  by Captain Obvious in

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  as some of you who read my previous thread know, my matrix moment has passed, and i am on my way out.

  i am trying very hard to fade slowly in hopes that my wife will wake up, and maybe my family too.

  the problem is, my conscience still works well, and i don't want to go out in if service and tell people things that i know aren't true.

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  finally awake

  I stopped going out in service while I was pregnant with my youngest kid. By the end of the pregnancy, it was literally all I could do to drag myself to work every day. There was no way I was going to haul myself out on Saturday morning to bang on doors. Then with a new baby, I declined to subject myself to the hassle. I think I went out maybe three times between early 2007 and late 2011. I didn't really get much flack from the elders, only a couple of shepherding calls trying to "encourage" me to go out in service.

  My advice to you would be to just stop going. It's just not worth the stress and misery.
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  I'M SICK OF TRAYVON!

  by minimus in

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  and the comments from the likes of jesse jackson and mike tyson and other inciters..

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  I tell you who really chaps my hind end - that awful screeching alley cat of a singer on the Truvia commercials. I hope she goes mute or gets deported to Antarctica.
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  Awesome idea for a prank.

  by baltar447 in

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  it would be super funny to pay a non-dub like, $20 to dress up like a smurf and try to attend a meeting at a kh or assembly while someone else posing as a dub films the whole thing.

  maybe the plant could even wear a changable disguise and duck under his seat, quickly put smurf attire on, stand up, scream, "i'm tired of this shit!

  ", and run out of the assembly hall.. it would be epic.

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  Baltar - slammers? I got beyond trashed once in college on vodka and diet coke slammers. That was a hangover to remember, and the reason why I don't drink vodka anymore.
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  When You Look Back, Can You Believe That You Actually . . .

  by PublishingCult in

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  believed you were going to live forever in paradise on earth?.

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  Miz - "72 inexperienced virgins.......I'd rather have one slut, unlimited buffalo wings and Becks"

  It's always nice to hear some appreciation for us ladies who just can't seem to manage to keep our legs together and our heads from under the table.

  Finally Awake (from the been around the block class)
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  I partook during the Memorial

  by TimeBandit in

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  well sort of.

  so here's me celebrating the memorial of jesus' death.

  it was so meaningful.... .

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  You really killed that cracker dude LOL
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  Laptop (?) being used in field service - July 15 WT

  by Gayle in

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  wt out on jw.org now,,shows front page laptop being used on field service call along with sign language.. will jws soon be bringing a laptop for all door to door presentations in the future?

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  I doubt that the rate of internet/computer use is less among dubs under 50 than in the general population of the same age. Maybe dubs over 50 are less likely to use the internet than non-dubs, but I wouldn't even bet on that. I don't personally know anyone under 65 who doesn't have a computer and internet access at home or at work.
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  Awesome idea for a prank.

  by baltar447 in

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  it would be super funny to pay a non-dub like, $20 to dress up like a smurf and try to attend a meeting at a kh or assembly while someone else posing as a dub films the whole thing.

  maybe the plant could even wear a changable disguise and duck under his seat, quickly put smurf attire on, stand up, scream, "i'm tired of this shit!

  ", and run out of the assembly hall.. it would be epic.

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  finally awake

  Just Ron was joking the other day about placing Easter eggs all over the KH property. That way the dubs would be forced into an Easter egg hunt.
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  Awesome idea for a prank.

  by baltar447 in

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  it would be super funny to pay a non-dub like, $20 to dress up like a smurf and try to attend a meeting at a kh or assembly while someone else posing as a dub films the whole thing.

  maybe the plant could even wear a changable disguise and duck under his seat, quickly put smurf attire on, stand up, scream, "i'm tired of this shit!

  ", and run out of the assembly hall.. it would be epic.

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  I'd pay good money to see a transvestite with a beard show up at an assembly. Preferably in a short dress and unshaved legs.
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  Do You Feel Bad For Those Who Feel They Still Must Attend Meetings?

  by minimus in

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  i've got mixed emotions.. i just couldn't do it.

  i'd rather shoot myself..

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  I do feel bad for everyone who feels obligated to attend meetings. I wish everyone could feel the joy and freedom I feel now that I'm free from the borg. In fact, I wish that even for those who currently think they enjoy attending meetings and have no idea that the "Truth" is a load of fertilizer.
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  Birthday Party this Saturday

  by sooner7nc in

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  my soon to be 12 year old son is having his first birthday party this weekend.

  he's excited, i'm excited, and it promises to be tons o' fun so i want to take this time to get the following over with.... .

  kiss my ass watchtower bible and tract society.

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  Happy Birthday Coltin! My oldest is just about the same age - he'll be 13 on 8/13.

  

  We did our boys' room with a Super Mario Bros theme. I found the wall cling at Toys r Us and ThinkGeek.com. I got the bedding on Amazon